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11.06.2025 01:16

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?
Everyone loved it.
share office space ...
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
—
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Loons and Moons
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
They put up a sign reading
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)