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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

11.06.2025 01:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Minds and Behinds

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Walkoff caps ‘unreal 24 hours’ for Mariners’ Cole Young - Seattle Sports

Just Forget it!

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Why am I sweating so much at night even though my room is really cold?

Everyone loved it.

share office space ...

Still no good

Was Jesus Christ Jewish?

Hysterias & Posteriors

No, not a chance

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Trump always acts like he was forced to be president, that he was chosen by God. Why do we put up with this? This maniac can't focus and get his mind off of being asskissed like an emperor.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

More seniors are using cannabis than ever before despite health risks, research shows - Fox News

Nuts and Butts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Unacceptable again!

Do you think a lot of sociopaths' parents kill themselves for having brought such disgusting evil into the world? How much shame and disgust must they carry?

So, the docs changed it to read

Then came..

Why the end of Google as we know it could be your biggest opportunity yet - ZDNet

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Loons and Moons

Beware: There’s a new Trump-RFK Jr. epidemic brewing - NJ.com

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

They put up a sign reading

Inside Ukraine’s audacious drone attack on Russian air bases - CNN

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)